Man: Mr. Apkos, i have a very important question to ask you.

Akpos: Oga ask na shuuuu....

Man: I used to have a girlfriend that i suspected love me for my money. Immediately i lost my job, rhe left me for my best friemd and now that i work in shell, receiving 200,000 dollars per month and own a porche car, she is begging for my forgiveness. Should i accept her or not? Man: Oya, what should i do?

Akpos: Use your flashy car, spray a ver nice pereume, and wear a ndatly irond suit and a designer shoe. Make sure you look gorgeous and go visit her with a nicel sprayed bouquet. Knock on he dor and immediately she opens the door, draw her close to you and whisper in her ear...''THUNDDER FIRE YOU!!!''

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